You get a baby, you get a baby, everybody gets a baby!

I think there's something in the water, as they say.

Everyone -- everyone -- is knocked up. Pretty much all of my Facebook friends. Except my Drunk Grandma.

I can only imagine how the rest of the world feels seeing all these announcements pop up in their feed.

Well, get ready, friends.

Less than 20 days until yours truly jumps on the bandwagon.