Pro Tips

Making mistakes so you don't have to.

  • Beware the Drunk Grandma... Don't announce your pregnancy during or after happy hour. [link]
  • If you're still trying to hide your pregnancy, a sports bra is your best friend. [link]
  • Fake drinking: Pour water into an empty beer bottle and drink from that all night. [link]


  • For bath time, do not remove the baby's diaper until the last possible second. [link]