My drunk grandma told me to keep a journal, but this isn't 1991 so I started a blog instead. I don't think I qualify as a "mommy blogger" because I don't find baby poop (or even babies) charming. Things I DO find charming: pit bulls, Kate Spade, white wine, slouchy winter hats, red wine, Mod Cloth, vodka, aviations, Hoegaarden, white peach margaritas... But I digress.
Here are a few quick details about me:
My Relationship
- May 2004: Started dating Dave.
- Summer 2006: Moved to Chicago.
- January 2007: Got engaged.
- September 6, 2008: Got married.
- November 2012: Got knocked up.
My Original Baby Timeline
- Age 22: "I'll have a baby at 27."
- Age 25: "I'll have a baby by 30."
- Age 28: "If I want a baby by 30, I have to get pregnant next year. Better push the baby to 33."
- Age 29: "Hello? Biological clock? Yes, I agree, we should move the baby up to age 31."
- Age 29.95: "Oh, shit. Guess we are having a baby at 30."
My Original Babies
Rocco, rescued at 10 mo.
Elsie, rescued at 4 mo.
