Sometimes Chicago is the worst

Dave's traveling to Rio this weekend and all next week for work, so I figured I'd see what options I have for venturing out in public with Ava on my day off. Obviously, I have never gone any place where children frequent because ugh, so I turned to trusty ol' Google for a little advice.

Turns out, I had to be more specific than just "where to take a 6 month old in Chicago"...

For shame.